Chasity Hamilton

We have no idea who this person is. All week long, while editing the Talon, editors have been taking roll and trying to figure out not only where Chasity is, but who she is! And...who the person is who is sitting here telling all of us how to live our lives, with whom to live them, how to be happy, and why we should listen to leaves crackle while undressing turnips in front of Mr. Noland's subs. Actually, we do know who Chasity is: she is Tierney Ragsdale's nemesis, her worst nightmare, her alter-ego, and...unfortunately...her best friend. We don't get it. Neither one of them is intelligent; neither has any talon-t; and neither is capable of holding a Dr. Pepper without its spilling and spraying all over the room, its inhabitants, and the page you are reading right now. Chasity is going to seven colleges next year, taking a "favorite" course in each, and coasting across the country in the process. Rumor has it she will end up in Washington state, not because she wants to be there necessarily, but because it is as far away as humanly possible from Mr. Legg.