Known aliases: Annie, Bessie, Strawberry Shortcake, Red, Rebound, "Pete the Hobo"
Stephanie Johnson doesn’t actually exist in this dimension. On a scale of one to “Inception”, not even Leonardo DiCaprio can find her. In her natural state, Stephanie isn't even a human; rather, she is a cloud of freezing rain that is a vaguely transparent white in color. In order to avoid making her peers here at the The Talon uncomfortable, Stephanie has developed the ability to take on a vaguely humanoid form, and does so frequently.
You might find her ~Creepin’, Nicki Minaj style, at the back of the Briar Woods loading dock, where she spends her time making low-budget indie shorts set to Michael Bolton songs. One of them went viral, and Michael Bolton was so impressed that commissioned her to create the neck-weave portion of his Jack Sparrow costume (see: collaboration with The Lonely Island, "Jack Sparrow") out of real, human eyelashes.
Actually, we aren’t even sure she goes here.
(And then she woke up and it was ALL A DREAM...)
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