Ryan Esch

Originally conceived as an eighteen-syllable haiku, Ryan Esch metamorphosed into a Tralfamadorian after a nightlong argument with Zach Boucher over whether or not Gregor Samsa exercised free will. The really neat thing about higher education in this country is that at least one college will take Ryan next year, and Ryan promises not only to run the place (whatever and wherever it is) by the end of his sophomore year, but also to siphon Nikki Ivey's school funds in order to finance a Pacific Ocean "field" trip with his good buddy Brett Pi. In Ryan's case, famous quotes and phrases simply do not apply, unless one bends the tenses enough to have them read more accurately; for example, "So it went." That amended aphorism just about sums up Ryan's talon-t.